Mother dear, I love you so.

Just think, if you'd decided not to be a Mother, you might still be hanging out in Mexico in your bikini showing off your six-pack.

Thanks for choosing us instead.

Consider this your warning

Let me be the first to announce that Mom has a new apron pattern and it is virtuous , lovely and of good report and slightly maternity-ish.

Luckily, no one asked me if I was pregnant today.